09 Jun 2010 @ 2:34 AM 
 

Heard On Nighttime Comedy

 

After many months of silence, night time television has started making jokes about Obama.  Read on and enjoy!

“The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree … and think 25 to life would be appropriate.”
–Jay Leno

“America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.”
–Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A:A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
–David Letterman

Tags Categories: Comedy / Humor, jokes Posted By: Jorge
Last Edit: 16 Aug 2010 @ 07 16 PM

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    Jorge said...
    12:04 am - August 16th, 2010

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    1:39 am - August 16th, 2010

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    2:00 am - August 16th, 2010

    testing after new theme and changes to avatar line

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    5:47 pm - August 16th, 2010

    This is the lovely Gloria testing the system for Jorge

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    7:35 pm - August 16th, 2010

    Testing back with NTC id instead of FB

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