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 07 May 2009 @ 10:41 PM 
 

CELEBRATING HISPANIC MOMS!

 

The great things my Mom taught me:

My mother taught me about RELIGION -
“Pídele a Dios que yo no te agarre.”

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION – “Deja que lleguemos a la casa, coño!”

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
“Mal-agradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenía nada!”

My mother taught me about LOGIC -
“Cómo que por qué? Porque Si!”

My mother taught me about INSPIRATION-
“Si llegas con malas notas te voy a hacer comer la chancleta”

My Mother taught me about WISDOM-
“Tú crees que te lo sabes todo y no sabes ni limpiarte el culo!”

My Mother taught me about CONFUSION -
“Me cago en la Madre que te parió!”
(Wait, isn’t that her?)
Que vivan las Madres Hispanas!!!!

Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.

Tags Categories: Comedy / Humor, dictionary definition Posted By: Jorge
Last Edit: 17 Aug 2010 @ 12 16 AM

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 09 Feb 2009 @ 12:45 AM 
 

Liquidity

 

Liquidity: When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

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Categories: dictionary definition, jokes Posted By: Jorge
Last Edit: 09 Feb 2009 @ 12 45 AM

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